Lama Menyepi....

Salam.....alamak...rupanya aku dah lama tak 'post' any update dalam blog aku nei....biler tengok balik biler last aku buat posting...rupa2 nya dah hampir 3 bulan aku dah 'menyepi'...

Aku realise naper aku dok 'menyepi' selama nei, why? 

• Aku Malas Tahab Gaban

Aku pun tak tahu ler....naper ajer aku jadi 'MALAS' tahab gaban sejak due menjak nei...maybe dah pening sangat kot ngan kerja kat office...macam2 kerenah...so biler sampai kat umah ajer...after dinner...main gan 'BOGEMON' sampai ler aku tertido. So, macam tu ler routine aku time ari kerja. Tak tahu ler...biler balik umah tu...rasanya malas dah nak ngadap PC sebab sah sehari suntuk aku kat depan PC. Dah nak rabun rasanya. Tapi kadang2 tu stress jugak ler kat office....ader ajer problem need to sort-out within few hours, nei yang buat eden tension nei. Biler ler aku nak jadi 'boss besau' plak nei....takat 'boss kocik' nei, kena buat kerja jugak. Tu yang ponat tu.

Tapi biler aku time 'bertarung' dengan 'BOGEMON', so hilang ler rasa penat badan nei. Tambah pula kalau 'BOGEMON' dok tengok his favourate 'Pak Cik Ultraman'....terus bertukar menjadi 'BOGEMAN', nei combination 'BOGEMON' + 'ULTRMAN' dan yang nei lsah2 ganas lagi ler dari 'BOGEMON' version. So nak buat macam mana, hari2 aku kena 'belasah' ngan 'BOGEMON'.

P/s : Guess who's BOGEMON .....

• Rabun Ayam

Aku kalau lama2 bertapa kat depan PC....says  after 1 hour in front of PC....sure mata aku jadi 'naga'. Macam orang isap ganja plak...dah ler mata sepet...merah2 plak. Kalau kena tahan ngan polis, sure sah kena cop 'mat pid' or 'mat bangla'.

• Aku Tak Free

Kadang-kadang, jealous tul dengar wife aku dok citer kat office. Aku pun pelik gak, time office hour boleh chat2 ler plak. Siap berforum2 lagi tu. Aku memang tak faham tul ler, cara depa nei bekerja. Tapi pelik pun ader, sebab kawan2 dia tu bukan calang2 orang, ader yang lawyer ler, engineer ler, doctor ler, macam2 lagi ler yang boleh aku kategorikan sebagai golongan berjaya termasuk ler yang dok kerja HR, kalau sape2 yang kerja HR nei aku boleh percaya ler kalau depa nei, siap boleh chat and forum during office hour, sebab memang orang yang kerja HR, mostly tak banyak kerja...hahahaha. 

Aku dah banyak experience kerja dengan few companies, but I notice sape yang kerja HR, memang golongan yang aku anggap 'unproductive', banyak gebang but habuk pun tarak. Yer ler, sebab dok dealing with human beings, so kena ler pandai2 ular sana, ular sini.  Tapi aper pun, aku memang tak leh kerja HR, nanti bikin aku jadi lembab. 

Malangnya BNBCC

Aku pelik ler..kenapa tiba-tiba ajer....BNBCC tap2 buat plan nak pi melancong gi Taiwan. Sepanjang aku mengikuti isu polimik politik kat Malaysia nei...rasanya tak pernah lagi aku dengar segerombolan mangkuk2 penyokong BN pi oversea trip pi secara beramai2.....for some reason given...to study how the agricultural in Taiwan works!!!

And worst thing....sedang2 government dok menyeru rakyat2 supaya 'ubah cara hidup'...tapi yang depa mangkuk2 kat atas sana tu pun buat sama ubah cara hidup...but depa punya slogan 'ubah cara hidup dengan berbelanja lebih'.....konon2nya nak stimulate economic....dongkoi!!!

Peliknya...pemergian depa nei mendapat 'restu' dari 'Bapak Lah'...dan yang lebih malangnya..biler yang pegi sana tu termasuk ler sedara seislam.....dalam bulan2 puasa nei dok pi sana....tengok kanan...tengok kiri....ader bab... kesian sungguh ler aku tengok BNBCC nei.. macam dah kena tarik hidung...macam kerbau ler...!!!

Aku nak tengok....lepas depa balik nei....make sure BNBCC produce laporan lawatan in complete, so that's public can make use their info. Laporan lawatan bukan macam laporan budak2 sekolah ler....should be more informative and should explain in details of stategic planning of agro industry in Malaysia...

Biler baca dalam newspaper....semua kata kos ditanggung oleh ahli BNBCC sendiri sepenuhnya...bodoh giler punya statement....ko pikir ler sindiri...takkan ler ahli BNBCC nei bangang sangat nak ikut cakap 'Bapak Lah'...pi Taiwan guna duit sendiri ...then lepas tu kena gi Taiwan ..konon2nya nak study macam mana sistem agro kat Taiwan works. Personally, buat aper ler aku nak guna duit aku sendiri untuk buat kerja yang disuruh oleh orang atasan. Kalau aku...duit aku..lantak aku ler nak guna macam mana pun...

The only reason that's BNBCC can use their money....they can get reimbursment later from Government or someone sponsor for the trip. Memang bodoh tahab gaban le..kalau nak guna duit sendiri untuk buat kerja...which end up you tak dapat merasai nikmatnya....and kosnya bukan ribu dah....dah baratus2 ribu aper aku rasa....unless ler kalau BNBCC pi sana nak bersuka ria..tapi harus diingat mereka ada tugasan...mengorek rahsai macam mana sistem pertanian di Taiwan dilaksanakan...lain ler kalau depa nak korek mende lain.....

Tapi naper ler depa2 nei pi sana dalam keadaan tergesa2.....within 1 week ..dah sibuk nak pi melancong ke Taiwan....kenapa Taiwan menjadi pilihan....? Why not China, Vietnam, Holland....or depa takut 16 September 2008.....aper ler bodoh punya decision.

Pak Lah and Najib, both of you should be responsibled for this. Lagi satu....kan Government kata ...kerajaan sekarang transparent ..ok...fine...lepas mangkuk2 BNBCC nei come back...lsk them table out how much their expenses during the period...Jabatan Audit Negara lu pegi buat audit kat depa nei...kalau boleh bring also BPR together.... oh..pandai2 ajer buat keputusan.....langsung tak reti nak jaga perasaan rakyat kat bawah nei ....yang hidup merana....tapi depa kat atas sana...dok enjoy tak habis2...

I'm Raksaksa

Sometime I felt I to laugh at my self, when my son used to call me 'Raksaksa'. I don't know where he got 'my new name', but one thing for sure, when he turn up 'Ultraman 3', surely I'll be hunted by him as what you can see in TV.

Sometime, when I'm back from office, I used to sleep early. And one thing I realised, 'Ultraman 3' used to take this opportunity to 'belasah' his 'Raksaksa'. Aiyah...how 'Raksaksa' can sleep if 'Ultraman 3' always 'belasah' 'Raksaksa'.

Really, I'm happy playing with him, sometime he used to introduce himself 'Acis...'Ultraman 3', and 'Daddy...Raksaksa'...while mummy will become ' Mummy Ultraman 3'. So now, I've two super Ultraman/ Mummy Ultraman, in my house which always to 'buli' me. I know why 'Ultraman 3' still need energy from 'Mummy Ultraman 3'...that's becoz when 'Ultraman 3' needs more power to fight with 'Raksaksa'. Normally, 'Ultraman 3' will 'nyenyen' about half an hour to energise the system back to normal. If not, the indicator blinking none stop. During this time, 'Raksaksa' at least, can rest for a while, before 'Ultraman 3' continue with the game.

I think if I've hv another 'Ultraman 4', for sure I can't go to sleep early unless 'Raksaksa kena belasah teruk ngan Ultramans'.

Customer Careline MBSA

Last Sunday, I brought my beloving family to Taman Tasik Shah Alam, biasa ler...hero I tu...dia suka ..."pish"...so dah jadi routine I, every weekend must bring him to "pish"..sajer ler...almaklum ler budak2 ler katakan...kasi roti....ala kasi yang murah2 ajer ler... cap Giant ker....cap Tesco ker...which normally it will cost me below RM2. (takkan nak kasi ikan makan roti branded2 plak....beras dah mahal!!)

So nak dijadikan cerita ler, tengah kita orang dok kasi "pish" makan kat kolam, ader ler si mangkok mamat entah dari cheqhok mana sesat tak tau, selamba ajer lepaskan mata kail kat dalam kolam. Rupanya dok mancing ikan...padahal Tasik Shah Alam tu kawasan larangan memancing....siap ader notice board lagi..."Dilarang Memancing......atau denda RM1,000 tunai" oleh MBSA.

Aku dalam hati dah hangin semacam ajer, kalau dia sorang ajer masa tu, sure aku tolak mamat tu masuk dalam kolam, then aku plak yang "mancing" dia....but ader ramai 'geng2 bangang' joint sekaki ngan dia....so aku forgo ajer niat suci aku nak "mancing" mamat sekor tu.... Aku rasa diorang nei dari negeri 'KXXXXXXX' sebab dari slag diorang tu, I'm quite sure where they're coming from.

Aku still tak puas hati gak, then aku call ler MBSA careline 03-55105133 (ada kat Sign Board tepi Tasik Shah Alam), but again really frustrated when nobody answer my call. Aku pun pelik ler....yang MBSA kasi number tu pehal kalau takder orang nak answer.... better don't give any number...menyakitkan hati ajer.... Aperpun mamat tu dah blah biler aku gi 2nd round kat tempat tu...maybe dah dapat banyak 'hasil tangkapan' kot..

Aper pun mamat tu still consider lucky ler....coz aku tak sempat nak ambik gambar dia (digicam rosak). But next week, kalau aku nak gi Taman Tasik Shah Alam, I'll make sure I bring my camcorder. Ko siap ler ngan aku.

Celcom Broadband Lousy!!

Really lousy!!! First thing I'm really disappointed with Celcom Broadband, which I had subscribed in early April this year (come with corporate rate offer), first trial..looks ok and quite impressive with the system. And aper lagi...subscribe ler...

Soon found the coverage really bad, just imagine I only can use internet after 12 a.m. everyday!!Really siau punya Celcom!!. Bengang giler....bayar mahal2 ....tapi service macam cipan!!. Bodoh punya Celcom.

Not only that, the device always disconnect suddenly, end-up have to re-connect and lost all my file (kes tak sempat nak save ler nei). I've lodged few complaint with Celcom, and yet the service is still has not been resolved. Alasan bodoh/bangang dari Celcom always given to me when I lodged complaint ...."pihak kami dalam proses menaiktaraf facility sehingga akhir bulan June 2008".... hangguk betul ler Celcom....

That's why aku stop kejab blog aku nei.....bengang tahab GABAN dengan Celcom!!!!!

Lost in Island

If you suddenly lost in the island which is inhabited, except your're accompanied by a mermaid. Which type you would prefer?

Sponsorship

Aku frust giler dengan my ex-school, lately nei asyik2 nak minta sponsor. Nama ajer 'Sekolah Berasrama Penuh' tapi Pengetua haram bangang nak mampus. Aper2 pun dok asyik nak minta old boys sponsor. Sekali sekala, ok ler lagi, nei boleh kata biler ader ajer event, Pengetua start ler minta konco2 dia pegi anto dalam 'alumni yahoo group' request for sponsorship from Alumni. Stupid kan? By right what she's supposed to do, is to write an official request to Alumni not through e-mail.

A bit weird, banyak sangat request for sponsor made by the school. Sekolah aku nei dah sengkek sangat ker. I think there must be something wrong with their cash position, if not those sponsor issue nei won't come out. Yang aku hangin sangat tu bukan aper, bila dia orang anto budget statement, ader dalam budget 'duti tambang bas'. Setahu aku, sekolah aku ader 2 bijik coach bus (air-conditioned lagi) + minivan.

Aku pelik gak, biler rancang aktiviti bagi nak rak, belum aper lagi, dah nak minta sponsorship dah. Inilah mentaliti subsidy, yang aku rasa ade dalam kepala otak 'cikgu2 kat Malaysia' nei. BIler dapat sponsorship, OK TQ, tapi biler tak dapat aper yang diminta, mampus kena maki hamun rapat. Any sponsorship sepatutnya dibuat secara sukarela, bukannya dipaksa.

Dilemma

Yesterday, I received a call from my HR, saying that I've been offered a promotion. At last I been promoted also after almost 2 years with the company, thanks god.

Sayang pun ader, sedih pun ader, macam2 ler and perasaan in my hearth. And one thing I noticed, perasaan I masa I nak resign before I came here, datang semula. Just imagine, since day 1 you kerja kat situ, tiba2 ajer nak blah. So macam2 ler kenangan manis datang semula. Aper pun, I'm still have an ample time with my officemates until 31 August 2008.

And yesterday also I met with my GM, and he was also congratulated for my promotion. I really felt so sad at that point of time. Sayang plak nak meninggalkan I punya section, since I joint the section 2007. I been there almost 2 years, but I can says la, macam dah experience kerja for almost 3-5 years there. I start with '0' knowledge when I joint the section, and the wonderful thing, I'm be able to do my works without any supervision, except certain time which normally I discuss with my boss and big boss. Most of the time, all the works or assignment given, I'll do myself. Nevermind, maybe ader hikmah disebaliknya.

Aper pun malam tadi, aku dah discuss with my beloved wife, and she also decided to left the company soon after I start work at my new office. What to do, life must goes on.

Another problem is, my new office is quite far from my house. We see how la, should I stay in Shah Alam or I need to move to somewhere around near at my office. Can't make any decision yet. Aku tak kisah sangat, but I'm quite worries about my son, if let say we all move to some else, macam mana plak dengan dia. Sian kat 'Putera' kesayangan kami tu.

Stupid Doctor

I've met few doctors in my area when my son 'sakit', and you know mostly they will ask me the same question...'You punya anak minum susu aper?...so selalunya wife I answered him ...'his breastfeed'...aku bangga ler dengan wife aku.....tapi yang jadi masalahnya....dengan selambanya 'doktor mangkoq' tu simply advised us to give my son 'formula milk'. Dengan alasan anak I tak cukup kalsium.

Aku dah hangin masa tu. Time tu rasanya I nyaris2 dah nak bertukar jadi 'Incredible Hulk' biler dengar stupid advice from 'unqualified doctor' . Dalam hati aku berkata...nei doctor sure tak ambik subject 'pediatrician' masa buat paper. Aku ingat doktor nei pun tak pernah encourage wife dia bagi anak dia breastfeed kot. That's why biler dengar anak I still breastfeeding .....selamba ajer kata tak cukup calcium. Ini kes jealous ler nei. Siut punya doktor. Lepas tu doktor tu terus dapat bad remarks from me, sure aku tak pegi dah kalau dia nak minta buat follow-up. Aper pun aku suka jumpa those pedetrician at Selangor Medical Centre, langsung tak cakap pasal formula milk nei....

Kalsium dalam susu ibu nei takde tandingannya dengan formula milk. Ko tambah ler aper kenama...HPA,DHA and macam2 A lagi ler....asyik tambah A ajer....yang B, C, D etc tak de le aku nampak plak kat TV...and yet mother milk still the best!!!.

Drive Thru ATM

I wondering why there is no drive thru ATM in Malaysia, as what I saw in Hong Kong, they have this facility. Why in Malaysia, none of the bankers had ever attempted to make it this happen. Maybe for one reason, here in Malaysia 'banyak penyangak2 kot' but not professional enough, until sometimes they can't differentiate between deposit machine and cheque deposit machine. Apehal ler mangkok tahab gaban ko penyangak. Sure penyangak tak educated (mengaji tak habis...alif...ba....tak sempat nak ta...cikgu dah goal!!).

Back to my story again, I still thinking whether is it workable in Malaysia or not. I'm very2 sure it will attract a lot of problems when you come to implement. We see what are differences between 'male' and 'femal' when they use Drive Thru ATM machine without leaving their car. Sorry, those shemale, no comment, becoz they always be co-pilot.

For male, it is quite easy, just required 8 steps and so easy:

1. Drive to cash machine
2. Wind-down the side window
3. Take out bank card from wallet
4. Insert bank card in ATM machine and enter PIN code
5. Key-in cash amount
6. Take bank card and cash
7. Wind-up the side window
   
8. Drive off
   

For female, their procedures are quite complicated, so please don't make others angry at you

1. Drive to cash machine
2. Reverse and drive until the cash machine is in front of them
   
3. Start to look where is P gear (dok gabra, cari P tak jumpa)
4. Wind-down the side window
5. Look at side mirror, check whether those makeup still OK or KO especially lip still shining or not.
   
6. Get the handbag and start to find where 's their purse located
   
7. Take out bank card from purse
8. Tell the person on phone, that you will call them back and hang up
   
9. Insert bank card in ATM machine
   
10. Re-insert the bank card right way
11. Get the diary to find the PIN code at the back page and enter the pin code
12. Press cancel button and re-enter the PIN code
    
13. Key-in cash amount
14. Check makeup at rear mirror
15. Take bank card and cash
    
16. Take handbag again and place the cash inside
17. Re-check makeup
18. Wind-up the side window
    
19. Drive forward 2 metre
20. Reverse back to take ATM slip
    
21. Window-down the side window
    
22. Take the bank slip
    
23. Wind up the side window
24. Redail person again on cell phone
25. Drive off
    
26. Drive almost 1 or 2 km
27. Release parking brake
    

I think to mitigate this problem, should have male lane and female lane. Don't worry sure none of the banks wiling to do this system in Malaysia.