Lost in Island

If you suddenly lost in the island which is inhabited, except your're accompanied by a mermaid. Which type you would prefer?

Drive Thru ATM

I wondering why there is no drive thru ATM in Malaysia, as what I saw in Hong Kong, they have this facility. Why in Malaysia, none of the bankers had ever attempted to make it this happen. Maybe for one reason, here in Malaysia 'banyak penyangak2 kot' but not professional enough, until sometimes they can't differentiate between deposit machine and cheque deposit machine. Apehal ler mangkok tahab gaban ko penyangak. Sure penyangak tak educated (mengaji tak habis...alif...ba....tak sempat nak ta...cikgu dah goal!!).

Back to my story again, I still thinking whether is it workable in Malaysia or not. I'm very2 sure it will attract a lot of problems when you come to implement. We see what are differences between 'male' and 'femal' when they use Drive Thru ATM machine without leaving their car. Sorry, those shemale, no comment, becoz they always be co-pilot.

For male, it is quite easy, just required 8 steps and so easy:

1. Drive to cash machine
2. Wind-down the side window
3. Take out bank card from wallet
4. Insert bank card in ATM machine and enter PIN code
5. Key-in cash amount
6. Take bank card and cash
7. Wind-up the side window
   
8. Drive off
   

For female, their procedures are quite complicated, so please don't make others angry at you

1. Drive to cash machine
2. Reverse and drive until the cash machine is in front of them
   
3. Start to look where is P gear (dok gabra, cari P tak jumpa)
4. Wind-down the side window
5. Look at side mirror, check whether those makeup still OK or KO especially lip still shining or not.
   
6. Get the handbag and start to find where 's their purse located
   
7. Take out bank card from purse
8. Tell the person on phone, that you will call them back and hang up
   
9. Insert bank card in ATM machine
   
10. Re-insert the bank card right way
11. Get the diary to find the PIN code at the back page and enter the pin code
12. Press cancel button and re-enter the PIN code
    
13. Key-in cash amount
14. Check makeup at rear mirror
15. Take bank card and cash
    
16. Take handbag again and place the cash inside
17. Re-check makeup
18. Wind-up the side window
    
19. Drive forward 2 metre
20. Reverse back to take ATM slip
    
21. Window-down the side window
    
22. Take the bank slip
    
23. Wind up the side window
24. Redail person again on cell phone
25. Drive off
    
26. Drive almost 1 or 2 km
27. Release parking brake
    

I think to mitigate this problem, should have male lane and female lane. Don't worry sure none of the banks wiling to do this system in Malaysia.

Change Your Life Style : PM

I don't understand why the Government urge Malaysian to change our daily life style after the fuel hike. Why? Why? Why Pak Lah? You are the creator to all sort of problems in this country, and we all been punished from what you had decided. Wow, it's really fair enough. Pak Lah you are very damn good and so clever. You want us 'hidup macam mana lagi', I think we should 'pose ari2 ler'. Seriously, I 'tak kisah kalau gi kerja nak public transport'..but see how 'efficient' our public transport. Those minister2 you don't feel the pinch, coz everything is provided for you. Then, they claim they all really understand how our 'rakyat feel' after the fuel hike. They try to fool us. Bloody dam fxxk. You know nothing peanut!!.

M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R

Finally, now I know why Mahathir love to hentam Bedol.

Maria Kari : Keen Lee

Introducing new Maria Carrey's Protege namely 'Maria Kari' with song 'Keen Lee'. Trust me you won't regret to see this till your pant also drop la.