200 Pound Beauty

Last night aku tengok ler filem Korea kat Astro Ria,"200 Pound Beauty", bagi aku filem nei best. Walaupun jalan citer dia sempoi ajer, kiranya berkisarkan kisah seorang perempuan gemuk yang ingin menjadi cantik, walaupun dia sebenarnya berbakat besar dalam nyanyian. Yang akhirnya dia membuat keputusan untuk menjalani pembedahan plastik sehingga dia menjadi perempuan terkenal yang seksi dan suara power (complete package as a singer). 

Tapi aku pun hairan ler, kaum hawa nei kalau boleh nak cantik ajer selalu, tapi hakikatnya tak semua kaum adam yang mementingkan faktor luaran semata-mata.  Yang paling penting adalah keikhlasan hati, itu yang lebih utama. Buat aper cantik, tapi perangai hodoh, tak guna satu sen pun!!

Aku bukan aper, dulu sebelum aku mengenali darling aku, aku ader ler terdetik nak nak kawin ngan orang Korea/Jepun (nei penangan biler tengok citer2 luar banyak nei).

Alhamdulillah, akhirnya dapat jugak aku kawin ngan 'awek Jepun' walaupun bukan dia bukan 'Original Japenese'.  Tapi aku kiranya antara yang beruntung dapat kawin ngan 'Jepun Celup', sebab darling aku nei pandai masak sushi, favourite aku tu. Tak yah ler aku nak gi makan sushi kat luar yang confirm harganya pun boleh tahan ler. Tapi aku rasa, darling aku masak lagi sedap la.

Sebenarnya cerita nei mengingatkan aku kembali semasa aku tengah bercinta dengan 'mem besau' aku nei, masa aku kenal dia pun, dia dah diketegorikan sebagai antara yang 'chubby' ler, tapi aku tak kisah itu semua sebab aku memang cintakan dia, sampai aku everyday mesti aku pi dok kat meja dia lepas 'prep malam'. Bak kata orang, kalau dah angau tu, tak jumpa orang pun tak per, asalkan nampak meja dia pun jadi ler, hilang ler rindu. Inilah kebaikannya kalau dok bercinta satu sekolah.

Tapi aku mula start syok kat dia masa Form 5, maklum ler masa Form 1 sampai 4 tu dia nei kiranya masih lagi 'budak hingusan' (Ayang, jangan marah, I'm sorry!:). Lagi satu, kat sekolah aku, rasanya tak der lagi kaum aku yang berani 'approach' dia nei kecuali aku. Entah ler, naper ler aku sewel sangat masa tu, tab2 takder aper, aku pi call dia nak ajak dating (tanpa aku sedari). Sure masa tu dia anggap aku nei sewel, takde angin takder ribut, tiba2 ajer ajak nak dating.

Tapi ader satu perasaan yang lain dalam diri aku biler aku bertentang mata dengannya ketika bulan puasa, saat itu aku bersama dua rakan kelas aku + dia. Masa tu aku curi2 pandang mata kat dia. Dari saat itu ler aku mula jatuh cinta kat dia. Pelik tapi benar!.

Relocation LCCT Labu

Why suddently AirAsia want to move to Labu from existing terminal LCCT in Sepang. Everybody try to guess what is going on with AirAsia and Sime Darby at this juncture. Apparently, Sime Darby also is the 'bad boy' who trying to takeover IJN from Government. Budak hitam nei lagi yang buat kacau.

I'm sure all of us are very upset when Government suddenly gives it green light to build another LCCT in Labu.  It doesn't make sense at all when the Government give approval on this relocation of LCCT, while the current LCCT is still in the process of expansion..

Let us see this in bigger perspectives:

1. Why Labu?

Currently the are two Terminal are currently operates in Sepang, KLIA and LCCT which both are sharing the same landing lanes.  Ape tujuan Kerajaan mengadakan KLIA? Sebab utamanya, mengatasi kesesakan di Terminal 2 and 3, Subang, yang pada masa itu tidak mampu menampung peningkatan bilangan penumpang.

Dengan adanya KLIA dan LCCT, segala permasalahan yang dihadapi semasa di Subang telah dapat di atasi sepenuhnya dengan 10,500 ha designated for KLIA. Alasan untuk ke Labu yang diberi hanyalah, current LCCT Terminal tak mampu menampung peningkatan penumpang yang yang di jangka meningkat dari 7.5 million to 10.5 million per year.

Apa yang ada di Labu? Ape menariknya di sana as compared to KLIA?  LCCT Sepang currently is temporary terminal, until the completion of new permenant Terminal LCCT, which to be nearer to KLIA in 2010.

Projek pembinaan LCCT ini adalah JV between AirAsia and Sime Darby. Where Sime Darby is the main contractor for the LCCT construction, while AirAsia is the Terminal Operator. 

Kalau kita selidik, Sime Darby memiliki tanah yang amat luas di Labu, tetapi sayang nilainya tidak seberapa kalau di bandingkan dengan kawasan di Selangor dan KL. Jadi untuk boost land value in Labu, a bigger project must be done in Labu. Which later can attract more people to stay in Labu.  With the construction of LCCT Labu, this will mitigate Sime Darby's risk in managing their properties. Teori nei macam yang sedang berlaku kat Dubai ler, dari hanya kawasan lembah padang pasir, sekarang telah menjadi among the highest/expensive in the world.  Properties macam goreng pisang panas ler kat sana.

Why only Labu is choosen, why not others area which is better than Labu. In term of connectivity, there are few places are better than Labu. But why Labu?  

2.   Learn the mistake done from Senai Airport  

In 2003, Senai Airport Terminal Services S.B (SAB) bought Senai International Airport in Johor from MAHB and turned into Malaysia's first private airport, which until now SAB still struggling to make profit after few years  in losses.

Do we want to see the second Senai Airport episod in Labu, happen again?

3.   Future prospect of LCCT Sepang  

As we know, the current LCCT is dedicated to AirAsia, but if AirAsia is not keen to operate its business in Sepang, what will be happen to LCCT Terminal in Sepang? To Government, please stop with this kind of AirAsia sandiwara. We all dah muak dah tengok Government dok ikut sangat rentak AirAsia. Semua nak mintak, rakyat dah bosan dengan lakonan nei, takkan nak tengok Tony dok minta spender Pak Lah.

Dah banyak dah duit Government laburkan kat LCCT Sepang, kalau macam nie ler gayenya, 

tak payah ler nak kasi bantuan lagi kat AirAsia nei, yang sememangnya tak tahu mengenang budi. Kalau AirAsia insist jugak nak operates in Labu, OK bagi ajer kat depa tapi dengan syarat, Government kena tetapkan pendirian, bahawa tak ader bantuan akan diberi sekiranya AirAsia gagal seperti aper yang berlaku di Senai Airport. 

Jelas sekali Government sekarang nei terlalu mengikut telunjuk AirAsia especially biler Abang Tony request something. 

4.  AirAsia's competitors : How ?  

I'm wondering what happen to other competitors which currently operates in LCCT Sepang? Are they going to move to LCCT Labu which will be operated by their competitor such Jetstar. TigerAirways etc. which will be their host. Other low cost airlines hv to follow all the rules set by AirAsia (as airport operator), which obviously will benefitting to AirAsia.

Related links : LCCT's Floor Plan

Perswastaan IJN: Mana Kewajarannya

Apa sebenarnya kewajaran buat Kerajaan untuk menerima cadangan untuk privatisation of Institut Jantung Negara (IJN), yang telah ditubuhkan pada 1992 dengan kos berjumlah RM15.5 million.

Setelah hampir sedekad lepas penubuhanya, ramai yang telah menjalani pembedahan, tua, muda, kanak-kanak termasuklah bekas Perdana Menteri, Dr. Mahathir pun telah menjalani pembedahan di IJN.

Kenapa tiba - tiba sahaja Sime Darby, the biggest conglamerat in Malaysia suddently decided to take over IJN of 51% equity? What's the rational for this? How come Pak Lah and Ministers can consider such proposal. Normally those big fish are only looking for profitering business. Don't care how's people feel, so long they can make money, they'll do it.  

Let's try and see what happen to those ex-government agency after they had undergone privatisation.  Actually nothing wrong with privatisation at all, but it can't be done accross the board to all sectors. Govenrment should lead those sectors involve with public such health.

Here are my comments on the issue: 

1. Service/Medical Mahal 

Cuba korang tengok ita lihat apa yang terjadi kat Subang Jaya Medical Centre, which is also owned by Sime Darby.  Try pi bawak bini, anak ker, saper jer ler kat sana. How much the cost? I don't think Mana ader service charge offered by them around RM100, tak macam kat Hospital Kerajaan. Aku teringat masa mak mertua aku kena tahan kat Hospital Sungai Petani hampir seminggu ler. Agak2nya kalau stay kat private Hospital for that long, guess how much the cost? Aku rasa paling cokia pun RM1,000 lebih lagi ader. Tapi biler aku dapat resit dari Hospital Sungai Petani, hanya RM60.00!!!

What happen to those lower income, are they still be able to get the same service with the lower price after the privatisation kick-in? Aku tak nampak lagi ader mana syarikat swasta yang menurunkan kos/charge rawatan after take over. So aper rationalnya to Government?? 

2. Duit Rakyat  

 

Bulan2 kita semua kena bayar tax kat Government, so mana peginya funds nei, sampai Kerajaan sanggup nak gadai IJN. Aper lagi yang tinggal untuk rakyat, kalau semua nak privatise. 

Cuba ler renung sikit, kos yang dikenakan sekarang pun, orang ramai tak mampu nak dibayar, inikan plak after Sime Darby take over? Ingat Sime Darby tu nak kasi discount lower than current rate, aku berani kerat jari ler kalu boleh. Pak Lah and Najib, and konco2, korang boleh ler setuju pasal nei, fully subsidised by government. Apa lagi nak di risaukan, all free!! (Ingat, aku pun bayar tax jugak la).

3. Where's Feasibility Study Report  

 

Before Government can make any decision, all the report must be lay down dan debates among all the Govenrment agencies, NGO and public. Any rationales must be agreed by all the parties after taken into consideration facts. This is not be determined by Pak Lah or  Najib alone although they had nodded from Parlimentary. Macam nei ler, you're nothing and useless!!

Tak semua states in Malaysia ader IJN. So aper rationalnya nak privatise IJN, sedangkan banyak negeri di Malaysia nei yang masih takder this kind of speciality. Kalau semua states dah ader at least satu general hospital which have same capacity as IJN, then lain ler citernye. Ini yang ader pun tak cukup, ader hati nak privatise.   

4. Effeciency  

 

Kalau IJN dah privatise, sure punya pakar2 dalam negara akan pi sana. Dengan gaji berdouble2 and interactive incentives, so aper akan tinggal kat Hospital Kerajaan nanti kalau expert2 nei start to move to private hospital. Saper yang jadi mangsanya? Pak Lah, tak mungkin. Najib, tak mungkin. Kita dan keluarga kita ler yang merana angkara Pak Lah and Najib.  Nak pegi private, sah2 kena bayar mahal, sampaikan kalau nak sunat pun kat SJMC, Subang Jaya kosnya hampir RM3,000!!!! Itu baru potong sikit, kalau belah macam jantung, berapa ler kosnya kan!! 

KESIMPULAN : GOVERNMENT SHOULD CALL-OFF THIS PRIVATISATION OF IJN. 

Ragam Washing Machine

Memang penat giler rasanya biler takder washing machine kat rumah.  La nei yang ader tu dah rosak, so aku malas nak repair sebab cost nak repair ngan sama ngan ambik yang new one. So better ler ambik yang baru.  

Dah rasa nak tercabut tangan2 aku nei biler dok 'memberus' kat bilik air biler balik dari kerja.

 

Memandangankan aku nei lelaki mithali ler katakan, so aku pun 'mengofferkan' diri aku untuk membantu wife aku ler buat sementara nei untuk membasuh semua baju kat umah (baju aku+wife aku+BOGEMON). Yer ler, aku nak meringankan beban wife aku ajer, tengok sian plak sebab dia kena masak lagi kat kita orang (aku nei jenis suka makan kat umah). So kerna terpaksa, aku merelakan mengoffer diri aku ler untuk membantu dia, sebab kulit dia nei jenis sensetif sikit. Opss bukan sikit tapi banyakkkk. So aku kena redha ajer ler.

So lepas kena dengan penangan nei, then baru ler aku realise betapa pentingnya washing machine dalam hidup aku. Teringat aku masa zaman kecik-kecik dulu, mak aku ari-ari dok memberus baju2 kat rumah dengan tangan aje tanpa ader washing machine. So la nei baru ler aku realise betapa susah + penatnya dok memberus baju. Tapi depa tak pernah komen penat ker aper ker....aku tak pernah nampak plak dia dok komen dalam 'blog' dia.  

Last night aku gi Carefour Subang Jaya ngan my wife, so kita orang dok pi usha kat area barang electric, aku dah nekad nak 'cekup' satu yang dah lama aku mengidam (sebab aku really exausted dah dok menonyoh).  Before, we all ader ler usha kat few places ler, tapi aku rasa barang electric kat Carrefour Subang Jaya nei memang berbaloi ler harganya kalau nak dicomparekan dengan kat tempat lain. Lagi pun, la nei depa dok buat year-end sale. Wah...nei baik punya dok promote Carrefour. Tapi based on my experience, aku nei memang suka beli electric products kat Carefour., sebab 3B concept....Belek, Bayar, Belah. 

So cari punya cari, lastly dapat ler cekup, lepas bayar kat counter, terus aku bawak masuk dalam kereta chow balik kat Shah Alam. Lupa plak, mamat promoter tu baik punya dok sengeh kat aku, biler aku hulur cash kat dia. Dalam hati aku nei, kasi ler discount sikit ker or less down sikit commission ko, so dapat ler aku beli lagi murah.

Tapi biler sampai kat umah, kepala paip pulak tak boleh nak sambung ngan kepala machine. Aku dah hangin dah masa tu. So takpe, esok aku balik kerja nak singgah jap kat kedai hardware. Tapi biler aku bangun pagi nei, saja nak try test switch-on ler, end up power supply plak tak der.....Aper lagi aku dah membara nei, bayar mahal2 tapi hampeh takleh guna.

Moral of the story: 

• Kaum lelaki nei sekali sekala kena menjadi 'wife' kat umah sama. Jangan ler dok asyik  jadi 'raja' dok asyik mengarah/mengomen ajer.

• Kalau nak  beli barang electric, pegi ler buat survey dulu. Tak kisah ler mana2 jer, even kat Court Mammoth (nei tempat paling aku benci nak pi - price macam cipan!!!). Then start to do some homework  by comparing the prices. Jadi ler pengguna bijak.
  

• Don't forget to 'test power' dulu kat mana kedai sebelum nak you decide nak cekup. Nanti dua tiga kali kerja nak pi bawak balik pi sana, bawak pi balik. Kiranya aku nei dah macam terkena ler nie. Nak buat macam mana, padan muka aku.

• Pay by cash jangan dok berhutang2. Kalau tak mampu, sabo jer dulu, manual hand wash ajer dulu, later automate.

• Bawa pita pengukur, ukur keluasan kete dulu, kang tak muat nak bawa masuk dalam kete. Dah nak save sangat kan, kalau idak kena bayar lagi courier charges, kedubuk kedebak sama gak macam harga asal before discount.
  

New Offical Car for Governments

Personally, why the State Governments or even Federal Government are normally replace their official car after 5 years in service, why they can't take care this properties as their belonging? Just imagine, if you buy a car for your personal matter, I'm pretty quite sure that it will be taken care. So here are some usefull suggestions that State Government or Federal Government can practise in before they can make any decision:

• Priority to National Car

State Governments or Federal Government members must put priority to national car or local assembled car in Malaysia. Right now we have, Proton, Perodua and Naza, while local assembled are Mercedes Benz, Peugoet, Honda, Toyota etc.

Why the Governments want to waste public money for just to have imported car while here there are local assembled manufacturing, which can produce the similar.

• Buy Smaller Car

State Governments or Federal Government members, nowadays should be provided with a small car like Myvi, Proton BLM for their official purposes. Crazy right? Don't think so, perhaps this is more economical, less fuel, less maintenance and everything less. Tell me which Dato' in Malaysia can just drive this kind of car for official purposes? None right.

Since we are now soon will be hit by economic recession, hence I would say the Government should looking some alternative to reduce cost in all aspect for unforseen circumstances. Government should react now to change their way of thinking, now is the right time to change their life style. No more luxury items, buy more with less value, that's the idea.

• Owned Money + Government Sponsorship

To State Governments or Federal Government members, as you're going to use this car only up to maximum 5-7 years, and nak kasi depa nei tau sikit menghargai 'money value' dalam diri masing-masing, adalah baik kalau government buat scheme, all the official car will be owed by members if they can pay 3/4 of the purchase price, while the balance comes from Government. So sure punya lepas nei, masing-masing tak nak beli kereta import dah, other than national car. Ini harus menjadi syarat untuk pemberian kereta subsidy oleh kerajaan kepada government members.

• Owned Maintenance

Ini lagi best, to state members and Federal Government members, lu orang boleh pakai apa juga jenis you all nak ler, provided all the maintenance service must be borne by yourself. Sendiri pakai, senditi mau ingat ler. Ini mesti menjadi syarat dalam pemilihan government official car. Aku rasa lepas nei takkan ader ler komen-komen sumbang kata maintenance tinggi, sebab kena keluar out-of-pocket. Then, ini takkan menggalakkan pengusaha-pengusaha workshop menaikkan charge sesuka hati, macam kes kat Terengganu.

• Naik Basikal

Ini most economical giler steps to be taken by State and Federal Government members. Ini baik untuk kesihatan, jantung ker, darah tinggi ker, obesiti problem. Paling penting, takder toll + fuel free + maintenance fee.

So lepas nei, takder ler Federal Highway nak long Q macam la nei. Aku tak boleh imagine ler kalau ader jugak long Q. Kalau depa nak merempit atas jalan pun ok gak, sure tak mampus punya.

   
     "Gaya 4 stoogers naik basikal"                  " Gaya sebenar ahli Parlimen"

Aku yang hanginnye, bile ader kereta yang nombor plate dia ader official logo, VIP. Then dengan selamba dok bawak escort follow depan belakang, dah ler tengah jam dok hon2 mintak orang ketepi. Aku tak reda hampa woi, sekali-sekala tu aku dok menyumpah ler jugak agar depa nei mampus cepat, sebab dok menyusahkan orang lain. Itu baru aku sorang, sure ramai yang kat luar sana tu macam aku gak, dok hangin ajer. Dah ler semua free, nak disturb orang lain plak. Tak tau langsung nak jaga hati orang. Lu pikir ler sendiri.

Camry : New Official Perak State Government

On last coupple of days, Perak state government has announced to purchase new Toyota Camry 2.4V as replacement of current state offical car. It worth about RM2.7 million for 16's Toyota Camry, approx. RM167k each.

Then same issued had come out same as what was happen in Terengganu, high maintenance of Perdana. I can feel, other states also are looking for this option, says Selangor, Kedah and Penang.

Why choose Toyota Camry 2.4V as Perdana is only 2.0. By right, they should take same capasity of its current model. Here they have other variant of cars which they can elect to hv, e.g Honda Civic 2.0 or local assemble Peugeot 407. Why don't they take Toyota Camry 2.0G instead of Toyota Camry 2.4V?? I think that's should be the right way.

Looking at purchase price, Perak state government would probably can make a saving approx. RM70,000 if the Federal Government can give tax exemption on the purchase. Apparently, the state government has to pay the purchase at market price without having any tax exemption. Although, this tax will be channelled to Federal Government, but it will not benefited to state level. Why Terengganu can have tax exemption when state government bought Mercedez Compressor C200 dulu, and why not Perak state? Nei apa nei? Bengong ka??

Aku pelik jugak, biler time nak tukar offical state car, alasan bangang yang dikasi hanyalah menyalahkan maintenance cost expensive for Perdana. So, cari ler alasan lain untuk tukar kete nei. Lagi satu, kalau dah banyak sangat complaint about Perdana, refer la kat Proton. Syed Zainal, awat hang dok diam tekedang ajer, nak jadi macam Pak Lah ka? Asyik dok zzzzz? Kalau macam nei ler gayanya, forever ler Proton dalam kegelapan, for not having any trust by public.

Singer oh Singer

Lately, aku notice ler wife aku nei rajin sangat dok menjahit....dok buat sendiri tudung dia...cayalah darling aku nei...even without any background in sewing, but she still managed to do it by herself. Aku pun tak tahu sangat ler hal jahit2 nei...tak silap aku, last sekali aku dok jahit nei...masa aku bujang2 dulu ler...tak tahu ler plak nama jahitan aku tu...main hentam ajer....janji boleh pakai seluar..... Aku ingat lagi, masa tu aku dok kat Penang, dok kerja kilang perabot....so almaklum ler....hari2 'makan' habuk kayu, sampai seluar aku koyak kat celah kangkang..angkara dok panjat naik kontena untuk arrange shipment to Korea. So, biler balik umah jahit ler, then the following day lepas basuh, aku pakai lagi, ingat2 dah kuat dah jahitan tu..rupanya baru jer naik motor....dah koyak balik...patut ler rasa 'berangin' semacam ajer kat bawah tu masa tengah naik motor nak gi kerja. Al-maklum ler kena angin pagi...nasik baik ler ader seluar kecik.

So bulan nei, target nak beli ler mesin jahit kat wife aku, since she is so passionate in sewing. Aku dah tengok macam2 brand dah mesin jahit nei....Singer, Global, etc. Tapi aku dah berkenan kat mesin jahit nei...ala2 janji boleh guna buat beginner cam wife aku....ader last 2 weeks aku ngan wife aku gi tengok demo Singer kat Kompleks PKNS, yang promoter tu nampak gayanya macam2 pulun nak kasi discount suruh aku beli mesin jahit Singer dia, katanya 'abang boleh bayar guna kredit kad, kalau tak nak bayar cash, installment pun kami sediakan' . Aku kalau hutang2 nei, sorry ler...aku tak suka. Biar tak beli pun tak per, janji jangan dok hutang. Kredit card pun sama gak....aku la nei dah nekad ngan wife aku, supaya tak guna credit card lagi dah. So kami la nei, dok bayar bulan credit card. Nanti, kalau ader duit lebih, aku nak tutup terus credit card nei. Naper ler kami nei dulu2 'bodoh' nak guna credit card nei. Bagi aku, saper yang guna credit card, nei golongan 'kaya tahab papakedana'. So aku berazam nak keluar golongan ini tak lama lagi.

So, bulan nei Insya-Allah kalau ader rezeki lebih, so boleh ler beli mesin jahit Singer kat wife aku by cash. Aku dok pi survey, approx. price RM650. Takper, aku dah cakap ngan wife aku, kalau dia ader mesin jahit nanti, aku nak minta dia buat baju kemeja, seluar dan macam2 ler lagi ler...nanti nak beli buku belajar menjahit plak. Adik ipar aku ader kat Johor, lulusan Politeknik Johor Bharu dalam jahitan, tapi aku pelik naper ler dia dok suka sangat kerja ngan orang. gaji tak banyak mana pun. Kalau buka kedai jahit sendiri, sure dah kaya, tambah dia nei pandai buat baju raya. Aku ngan wife aku tak latat dok beleter kat dia pasai nei, dah berbuih mulut2 nei nasihatkan dia.

Lama Menyepi....

Salam.....alamak...rupanya aku dah lama tak 'post' any update dalam blog aku nei....biler tengok balik biler last aku buat posting...rupa2 nya dah hampir 3 bulan aku dah 'menyepi'...

Aku realise naper aku dok 'menyepi' selama nei, why? 

• Aku Malas Tahab Gaban

Aku pun tak tahu ler....naper ajer aku jadi 'MALAS' tahab gaban sejak due menjak nei...maybe dah pening sangat kot ngan kerja kat office...macam2 kerenah...so biler sampai kat umah ajer...after dinner...main gan 'BOGEMON' sampai ler aku tertido. So, macam tu ler routine aku time ari kerja. Tak tahu ler...biler balik umah tu...rasanya malas dah nak ngadap PC sebab sah sehari suntuk aku kat depan PC. Dah nak rabun rasanya. Tapi kadang2 tu stress jugak ler kat office....ader ajer problem need to sort-out within few hours, nei yang buat eden tension nei. Biler ler aku nak jadi 'boss besau' plak nei....takat 'boss kocik' nei, kena buat kerja jugak. Tu yang ponat tu.

Tapi biler aku time 'bertarung' dengan 'BOGEMON', so hilang ler rasa penat badan nei. Tambah pula kalau 'BOGEMON' dok tengok his favourate 'Pak Cik Ultraman'....terus bertukar menjadi 'BOGEMAN', nei combination 'BOGEMON' + 'ULTRMAN' dan yang nei lsah2 ganas lagi ler dari 'BOGEMON' version. So nak buat macam mana, hari2 aku kena 'belasah' ngan 'BOGEMON'.

P/s : Guess who's BOGEMON .....

• Rabun Ayam

Aku kalau lama2 bertapa kat depan PC....says  after 1 hour in front of PC....sure mata aku jadi 'naga'. Macam orang isap ganja plak...dah ler mata sepet...merah2 plak. Kalau kena tahan ngan polis, sure sah kena cop 'mat pid' or 'mat bangla'.

• Aku Tak Free

Kadang-kadang, jealous tul dengar wife aku dok citer kat office. Aku pun pelik gak, time office hour boleh chat2 ler plak. Siap berforum2 lagi tu. Aku memang tak faham tul ler, cara depa nei bekerja. Tapi pelik pun ader, sebab kawan2 dia tu bukan calang2 orang, ader yang lawyer ler, engineer ler, doctor ler, macam2 lagi ler yang boleh aku kategorikan sebagai golongan berjaya termasuk ler yang dok kerja HR, kalau sape2 yang kerja HR nei aku boleh percaya ler kalau depa nei, siap boleh chat and forum during office hour, sebab memang orang yang kerja HR, mostly tak banyak kerja...hahahaha. 

Aku dah banyak experience kerja dengan few companies, but I notice sape yang kerja HR, memang golongan yang aku anggap 'unproductive', banyak gebang but habuk pun tarak. Yer ler, sebab dok dealing with human beings, so kena ler pandai2 ular sana, ular sini.  Tapi aper pun, aku memang tak leh kerja HR, nanti bikin aku jadi lembab. 

Malangnya BNBCC

Aku pelik ler..kenapa tiba-tiba ajer....BNBCC tap2 buat plan nak pi melancong gi Taiwan. Sepanjang aku mengikuti isu polimik politik kat Malaysia nei...rasanya tak pernah lagi aku dengar segerombolan mangkuk2 penyokong BN pi oversea trip pi secara beramai2.....for some reason given...to study how the agricultural in Taiwan works!!!

And worst thing....sedang2 government dok menyeru rakyat2 supaya 'ubah cara hidup'...tapi yang depa mangkuk2 kat atas sana tu pun buat sama ubah cara hidup...but depa punya slogan 'ubah cara hidup dengan berbelanja lebih'.....konon2nya nak stimulate economic....dongkoi!!!

Peliknya...pemergian depa nei mendapat 'restu' dari 'Bapak Lah'...dan yang lebih malangnya..biler yang pegi sana tu termasuk ler sedara seislam.....dalam bulan2 puasa nei dok pi sana....tengok kanan...tengok kiri....ader bab... kesian sungguh ler aku tengok BNBCC nei.. macam dah kena tarik hidung...macam kerbau ler...!!!

Aku nak tengok....lepas depa balik nei....make sure BNBCC produce laporan lawatan in complete, so that's public can make use their info. Laporan lawatan bukan macam laporan budak2 sekolah ler....should be more informative and should explain in details of stategic planning of agro industry in Malaysia...

Biler baca dalam newspaper....semua kata kos ditanggung oleh ahli BNBCC sendiri sepenuhnya...bodoh giler punya statement....ko pikir ler sindiri...takkan ler ahli BNBCC nei bangang sangat nak ikut cakap 'Bapak Lah'...pi Taiwan guna duit sendiri ...then lepas tu kena gi Taiwan ..konon2nya nak study macam mana sistem agro kat Taiwan works. Personally, buat aper ler aku nak guna duit aku sendiri untuk buat kerja yang disuruh oleh orang atasan. Kalau aku...duit aku..lantak aku ler nak guna macam mana pun...

The only reason that's BNBCC can use their money....they can get reimbursment later from Government or someone sponsor for the trip. Memang bodoh tahab gaban le..kalau nak guna duit sendiri untuk buat kerja...which end up you tak dapat merasai nikmatnya....and kosnya bukan ribu dah....dah baratus2 ribu aper aku rasa....unless ler kalau BNBCC pi sana nak bersuka ria..tapi harus diingat mereka ada tugasan...mengorek rahsai macam mana sistem pertanian di Taiwan dilaksanakan...lain ler kalau depa nak korek mende lain.....

Tapi naper ler depa2 nei pi sana dalam keadaan tergesa2.....within 1 week ..dah sibuk nak pi melancong ke Taiwan....kenapa Taiwan menjadi pilihan....? Why not China, Vietnam, Holland....or depa takut 16 September 2008.....aper ler bodoh punya decision.

Pak Lah and Najib, both of you should be responsibled for this. Lagi satu....kan Government kata ...kerajaan sekarang transparent ..ok...fine...lepas mangkuk2 BNBCC nei come back...lsk them table out how much their expenses during the period...Jabatan Audit Negara lu pegi buat audit kat depa nei...kalau boleh bring also BPR together.... oh..pandai2 ajer buat keputusan.....langsung tak reti nak jaga perasaan rakyat kat bawah nei ....yang hidup merana....tapi depa kat atas sana...dok enjoy tak habis2...

I'm Raksaksa

Sometime I felt I to laugh at my self, when my son used to call me 'Raksaksa'. I don't know where he got 'my new name', but one thing for sure, when he turn up 'Ultraman 3', surely I'll be hunted by him as what you can see in TV.

Sometime, when I'm back from office, I used to sleep early. And one thing I realised, 'Ultraman 3' used to take this opportunity to 'belasah' his 'Raksaksa'. Aiyah...how 'Raksaksa' can sleep if 'Ultraman 3' always 'belasah' 'Raksaksa'.

Really, I'm happy playing with him, sometime he used to introduce himself 'Acis...'Ultraman 3', and 'Daddy...Raksaksa'...while mummy will become ' Mummy Ultraman 3'. So now, I've two super Ultraman/ Mummy Ultraman, in my house which always to 'buli' me. I know why 'Ultraman 3' still need energy from 'Mummy Ultraman 3'...that's becoz when 'Ultraman 3' needs more power to fight with 'Raksaksa'. Normally, 'Ultraman 3' will 'nyenyen' about half an hour to energise the system back to normal. If not, the indicator blinking none stop. During this time, 'Raksaksa' at least, can rest for a while, before 'Ultraman 3' continue with the game.

I think if I've hv another 'Ultraman 4', for sure I can't go to sleep early unless 'Raksaksa kena belasah teruk ngan Ultramans'.